Barathkanna 27 minutes ago

So hair grows by pulling itself upward? Perfect. I’m just going to stand under a ceiling fan and wait for my hair to pull itself back onto my bald spots. Science has finally given me a plan.

  • IAmBroom 23 minutes ago

    No no no.

    You need either leeches. Or remoras. Or Trumpists.

    • dilawar 18 minutes ago

      Put some mustard on your head and let a cow lick it dry... The pull will grow hair and the cow tongue will cleanse your aura.